Alana (Arden Myrin) holds the neighborhood crime watching meeting where she informs her neighbors that the crime has gone down 4%. Chad (Keegan-Michael Key) and Janeane (Nicole Parker) are congratulated for catching a graffiti artist who vandalized Eric’s (Ike Barinholtz) Camry, whom is none other than their son Caleb. Alana gives kudos to Titus Balsis (Michael McDonald) for apprehending a burglar outside the Bascar, who happens to be Chad’s mother. Titus threatens Chad by telling him he’ll choke Chad, and that he’s been to Vietnam. Alana points out that it is illegal to carry a loaded weapon, and that it is not okay to fire the gun while yelling “it’s dying time.” Titus justifies it by saying they were being loud, when Janeane points out that Titus has an act for staking out in front of her bedroom. Titus tells her that she isn’t all that, and spits a piece of bread into Chad’s mouth. Alana addresses the Conklings (Daniele Gaither, Jordan Peele) about an incident where she was molested on their lawn, and they refused to call someone for help. Chad and Titus go at it once more, while a molester wearing a ski-mask breaks in and begins to fondle Alana while the Conklings watch and do nothing.
Duration : 0:5:38
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November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
lucky ski mask dude!
lucky ski mask dude!
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
DAMN, Michael …
DAMN, Michael McDonald really does look like a special forces soldier. AMAZING physique.
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
the guy who felt …
the guy who felt arden up in the end probably had so much fun
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
Sounds/feels.
Sounds/feels.
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
Wow low sound is …
Wow low sound is low. people on msn talk to me, and It sounds like im getting shot lol.
Good skit =D
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
wow they cut out …
wow they cut out the YOU HAVE DOWN SYNDROME Part
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
It’s DYING TIME!!!
It’s DYING TIME!!!
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
when keegan said “I …
when keegan said “I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU” he still had coach hines in him
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
best mad tv skit …
best mad tv skit ever lmao
nicole looked liked she was actually grossed out haha
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
“Prove it homo!!!” …
“Prove it homo!!!” LOL
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
i have a confession …
i have a confession to make.
That was me in the black ski mask.
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
This part is FUNNY …
This part is FUNNY 2:53
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
its ok
its ok
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
i love that fact …
i love that fact that the ’spitting’ of the bread was unscripted…god those guys are good HAHAHAHA
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
“I HAVE BEEN TO …
“I HAVE BEEN TO VIETNAM!” hahaaah
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
“ITS DYING TIME” …
“ITS DYING TIME” HAHAHAHAHA
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
hahahaha! kiss my …
hahahaha! kiss my sack!
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
lmfao, I feel bad …
lmfao, I feel bad for her.
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
I think anyone …
I think anyone would get a boner from molesting Arden. Scratch that actually, a LOT more would happen if anyone molested her
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
Tell that not …
Tell that not to climb through a bathroom window!
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
rofl, note: he’s …
rofl, note: he’s crouching ever so slightly to try to hide it.
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
ahahahaha that was …
ahahahaha that was sooo funny!!!
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
Nicole Parker was …
Nicole Parker was so disgusted HAHAHA!!!
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
actually 5:24 but …
actually 5:24 but LMAO thats hilarious!!!
November 7th, 2009 at 4:35 am
LOL
If You Pause …
LOL
If You Pause At 3:24 You Can See The Guy Who is Molesting Ardin Has A Boner
LOLOLOLOL
Now That’s Funny.