Since, I lost my profit due to the recession, I was forced to live around hoodlums until I make ends meet. It’s been horrible, my kids go to school like good angels with straight As and come back with cornrows in their hair, grills in their mouth and saying shawty after every sentence. They even taught me a new dance called the "booty clap". I didn’t know what it was until my daughter performed it in front of the family with her new shoes I didn’t see her leave home in the morning with
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I sent her to room as a punishment and slapped her. I was afraid for the past month in my new ghetto neighborhood, and decided to go to church.
We went down to Bishop Shaniqua house, we weren’t presented with cranberry cups "blood of jesus" or the bread, we were presented with fried chicken coupons. Anyways, we got inside and the church started jumping. I thought a hurricane happened, but instead it was loud music I felt tone deaf. THey were screaming, jumping off the wall, throwing their weaves in the air hollering and praising. Then they did the incapable. Yes, they booty clapped. The booty clapping airwaves caused the whole church to jump. I immediately left after it ended, however the Bishop showed up at my house and invited for me for next week service, I hate to be rude, because if I don’t go I will be considered a racist. What should I Do?
Who’s going to read all of this? If you’re going to troll, keep it short because I’m definitely not going to read all of this bull sh!t
March 17th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Seriously. May I suggest buying a road bike and getting some exercise or something? How does community service sound?
Because we ALL know that you’re being stupid and racist. No one finds it funny. No one thinks you’re cool. No one agrees with you. Everyone knows that whole booty clapping church story was bullcrap.
So, why not save yourself the trouble and get off the Internet? Unless you seriously have something intelligent to submit, which I doubt you do.
Cheers!
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March 17th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
dude u need to get outta the house.. your like a hermit who spends all damn day on the computer making up gay stories of black people.
congrats you fail at life.
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March 17th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Who’s going to read all of this? If you’re going to troll, keep it short because I’m definitely not going to read all of this bull sh!t
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March 17th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Diamonds are forever,
Sparkling round my little finger.
Unlike men, the diamonds linger;
Men are mere mortals who
Are not worth going to your grave for.
Diamonds are forever, forever, forever.
Diamonds are forever, forever, forever.
Forever and ever.
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March 17th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
TLDR;
You move to the ghetto, your kids turn into little ghetto punks, and your church is pretty much the most hilarious example of stereotypical black behaviors I’ve ever heard.
I say, make a Lifetime movie.
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March 17th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
What have you been smoking??? You are not making any kind of sense right now.
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March 17th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
Oh please. Nobody bootyclaps in the house of the Lord.
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March 17th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Dogs aren’t aloud in Church
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March 17th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
u really need a life…
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March 17th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
From what you write, i’m surprised you go to church.
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