Why does my wife seem so bummed that Craigslist is dumping its Erotic Services category?

Posted by admin on January 31st, 2010 and filed under neighborhood services | 23 Comments »

She said she liked to read it "for entertainment purposes only."

We have a great marriage, so I don’t worry. And she’s a great mom. The whole neighborhood knows and several other dads have given her 200 flowers apiece in recent weeks in recognition. She said she donates the flowers to local churches on her way home from these ceremonies, so I don’t have to see them, me being allergic to flowers.

Sounds like you have the "don’t ask don’t tell" policy in your marriage. Ignorance is bliss. Don’t worry, I’m sure she’s just in it for "entertainment purposes" and all those flowers are green and tax-free, and she probably has a lot of "friends" now to keep her busy.

23 Responses

  1. friendlyadvice Says:

    She’s going to miss the extra money she was making.
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  2. GamerBoy27 Says:

    I dont know
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  3. ~NIKKI~ Says:

    I geuss she will just have to find a new way to earn her "flowers"
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  4. Chauncey Says:

    Uh, oh!
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  5. Music Addict Says:

    O NOOOO…
    lol
    j/p
    had to say it
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  6. ablex Says:

    Now she has to get a real job.
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  7. nick nameless Says:

    Just keep your head in the sand, buddy
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  8. Jewelz420 Says:

    because your not good enough, or dont GIVE her enough.

    (:
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  9. Rob Says:

    Lol entertainment…i’d worry if i were you. Why on earth would she even like lookin at those things when your right there? meh….i know you dont want to think about her loyalty, but i’d start being curious and watching her if nothing else. Honestly.
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  10. tiffs daddy Says:

    your thick headed your wife is hooking up she told me the same thing first but we had a hot time
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  11. brittanyhart23 Says:

    I don’t know why, maybe it was her entertainment! If she is stay at home mom then that would explain it!!! If marriage is great then you have nothing to worry about. Sounds like a great woman!!
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    Married for 5 years

  12. pansyskunk Says:

    omg, thats scary she may have to sleep with you, again!
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  13. Kay Krunk Says:

    hmmm… you might want to start worrying.
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  14. Vindictive Vagina Says:

    i read them also for entertainment purposes. i didn’t even know that they existed until a friend of mine found that her boyfriend had posted an ad for "erotic services" and asked me to reply to it pretending to be an interested party.
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  15. Colin S Says:

    all those flowers are for is recognizing how kinky she is on the erotic services
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  16. Janet W Says:

    She’s probably bummed because now she’ll have to spend more of her free time with you.
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  17. john's wife Says:

    wait, why are the dads giving her flowers?

    other than that alot of women read/write erotica because it can give them a taste of excitement, sometimes women are too scared to admit what they really want well while reading erotica they can get that … i read it and write it because it makes me feel sexy and instantly puts me in the mood lol almost like a porn for girls…
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  18. Jon C Says:

    I Am In The Playpen With Sweet Mildred
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  19. dolphin_chic_15 Says:

    i’m sad too. I love reading them, they are funny! and we all need something to laugh at
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  20. SweetS Says:

    I like to go there and read with my husband every now and then, But I would be happy because of recent accidents that happened because of that stupid sex addicts people.
    Why in the world did she got flowers from other Dads? Man you need to look more into this. that sounds really suspicious to me.
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  21. TearsShed Says:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/30723652#30723652

    I dont know how or what is the link to that erotic entertainment she is reading or chatting on but that is something to worry about.
    I mean yeah if she wants to read love making romance things then she should buy novels of steamy hot sex instead of chatting or whatever that craiglist erotic service is…
    Because honestly you should talk to her about what exatly she does in there…
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  22. Dr. Blowenschnietzel Says:

    Sounds like the whole neighborhoods laying the bone down on her. I say get drunk as soon as possible, and then vigorously masturbate because that is your future.
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  23. autumn Says:

    Sounds like you have the "don’t ask don’t tell" policy in your marriage. Ignorance is bliss. Don’t worry, I’m sure she’s just in it for "entertainment purposes" and all those flowers are green and tax-free, and she probably has a lot of "friends" now to keep her busy.
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